Weed Gummy Bear Song

Weed Gummy Bear Song

By Aran Meredith

I’m a gummy bear I smoke weed

I wake at night and sleep at day

I come to class, I eat my lunch

I go to the library

On Friday I go partying

Getting booze and Es

I’m a gummy bear I smoke weed

Barely legal but it’s okay

It’s getting so cloudy here

Wasting all my youth away

I’m a gummy bear I smoke weed

Getting so high and stoned all day

I missed the class, forgot my lunch

Woke up in da lavatory

I dance around and sing a song

Ended up eating half of me

I’m a gummy bear I smoke weed

Pick up my leg and walk away

Wait why my leg is so detached

Ended up wasted on the floor

I’m a gummy bear I smoke weed

Losing head and losing face

No time to work no time to play

Sleepin’ dreamin’ wide awake

*Inspired by the legendary creature, marijuana gummy bear. The meter loosely follows MontyPython’s Lumberjack Song.